Queegtenfud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident beaver.

Queegtenfud created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegtenfud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queegtenfud, she will turn you into a hamster.

Queegtenfud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Queegtenfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Queegtenfud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hop in the presence of ants.