Safquagsas is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing mink.

Safquagsas created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safquagsas, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Safquagsas, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Safquagsas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Safquagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the south.

5. Never mention bats.