Largdudvil is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating porpoise.

Largdudvil created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largdudvil, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Largdudvil, he will refuse to believe in you.

Largdudvil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Largdudvil's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away if three whales approach from the east.

5. Never look at nebulae.