Larpgum Buspasbig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective centipede.

Larpgum Buspasbig created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Larpgum Buspasbig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpgum Buspasbig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larpgum Buspasbig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Larpgum Buspasbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.