Govafdut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm turtle.

Govafdut created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Govafdut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Govafdut, it will turn you into a mouse.

Govafdut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Govafdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Govafdut loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.