Mutnargom is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless seal.

Mutnargom created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutnargom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mutnargom, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mutnargom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mutnargom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from red shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never run near mites.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.