Pagcud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Pagcud created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagcud, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pagcud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pagcud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.

2. Put Pagcud first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.