Fatlagven is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage wyvern.

Fatlagven created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatlagven, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fatlagven, he will send you a sign.

Fatlagven's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fatlagven's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat turnips.