Yatcitbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic frog.

Yatcitbog created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcitbog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yatcitbog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yatcitbog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yatcitbog's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not take Yatcitbog's name in vain.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.