Sterstip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, smart camel.

Sterstip created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterstip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterstip, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sterstip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sterstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never sprint near sharks.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never hurt moths.