Dibjonlin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent wasp.

Dibjonlin created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibjonlin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibjonlin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dibjonlin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dibjonlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing pink rings and balancing six lead spheres on your legs.

2. Do not keep four mice in a large pit.

3. Never feed cucumbers to seals while wearing white stockings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.