Bunfunmip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered goat.

Bunfunmip created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunfunmip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bunfunmip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bunfunmip's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bunfunmip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bunfunmip first in all things.

2. Always obey Bunfunmip's priests.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Never go into brown rooms.