Dubflaptab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent skunk.

Dubflaptab created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubflaptab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dubflaptab, it will come to you in dreams.

Dubflaptab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dubflaptab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.