Taldogcim is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, selfish
camel.
Taldogcim created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Taldogcim, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Taldogcim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Taldogcim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Taldogcim's Holy Commandments1. Learn nine new languages a year.
2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Taldogcim in the centre of the settlement.
3. You must love Taldogcim.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.