Nelltomfigjat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless jackal.

Nelltomfigjat created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltomfigjat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nelltomfigjat, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nelltomfigjat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nelltomfigjat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.