Fedhaswad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless wolf.

Fedhaswad created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhaswad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fedhaswad, it will make you grow a tail.

Fedhaswad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fedhaswad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about optics near voles while wearing purple shirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.