Femvaddiss Podbonbom is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic
centaur.
Femvaddiss Podbonbom created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Femvaddiss Podbonbom, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Femvaddiss Podbonbom, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Femvaddiss Podbonbom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Femvaddiss Podbonbom's Holy Commandments1. Never mention monkeys.
2. Never wear tights.
3. Never hop in the presence of snails.
4. Never talk about dogs.
5. Always wear red.