Betfumrot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing weasel.

Betfumrot created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betfumrot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betfumrot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Betfumrot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Betfumrot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Do not eat coconuts.