Cimmifbellmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, pitiless human.

Cimmifbellmeg created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Cimmifbellmeg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cimmifbellmeg, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cimmifbellmeg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cimmifbellmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must love Cimmifbellmeg.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not cook food in pots.