Cebtitrull is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain
crow.
Cebtitrull created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cebtitrull, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Cebtitrull, he will turn you into a mouse.
Cebtitrull's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Cebtitrull's Holy Commandments1. Never write about stars.
2. Do not take Cebtitrull's name in vain.
3. Always help seals in need.
4. Do not wear lead on your body.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.