Mifjonnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, humane jackal.

Mifjonnab created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifjonnab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mifjonnab, she will turn you into a snail.

Mifjonnab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mifjonnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mifjonnab's name in vain.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never paint your head pink.

5. Mifjonnab loves pigs, so they must be honoured.