Libbumveen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthinking sheep.

Libbumveen created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Libbumveen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Libbumveen, she will turn you into a sheep.

Libbumveen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Libbumveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near badgers while wearing red scarves and balancing five aluminium spheres on your feet.