Mifgupvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy owl.

Mifgupvonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgupvonk, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mifgupvonk, it will turn you into a worm.

Mifgupvonk's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Mifgupvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the north.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Mifgupvonk must be the most important thing in your life.