Quatmindab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless jackal.

Quatmindab created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatmindab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quatmindab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quatmindab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Quatmindab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Run away if nine frogs approach from the north.