Weearflun Wiklippit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, thoughtless naga.

Weearflun Wiklippit created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weearflun Wiklippit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weearflun Wiklippit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Weearflun Wiklippit's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Weearflun Wiklippit's Holy Commandments

1. Weearflun Wiklippit loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.