Viggetnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless shrew.

Viggetnurl created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Viggetnurl, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Viggetnurl, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Viggetnurl's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Viggetnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Viggetnurl.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Viggetnurl.