Viggetnurl is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless
shrew.
Viggetnurl created a quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Viggetnurl, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Viggetnurl, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Viggetnurl's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Viggetnurl's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Run away from turquoise rats, for they are unholy.
4. Worship no other gods but Viggetnurl.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Viggetnurl.