Bugbusmid is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate
narwhal.
Bugbusmid created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bugbusmid, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bugbusmid, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Bugbusmid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Bugbusmid's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
2. Never think ill of sick bats.
3. Do not dye your hair red.
4. Never talk about tortoises.
5. Do not chop down trees.