Bugbusmid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate narwhal.

Bugbusmid created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbusmid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugbusmid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bugbusmid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bugbusmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Do not chop down trees.