Titgiddiss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless dragon.

Titgiddiss created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Titgiddiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Titgiddiss, it will laugh at you.

Titgiddiss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Titgiddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always obey Titgiddiss' priests.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.