Weebessfon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest pig.

Weebessfon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weebessfon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weebessfon, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Weebessfon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Weebessfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weebessfon.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Feed all hungry doves.