Quaggilcum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing goose.

Quaggilcum created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaggilcum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quaggilcum, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Quaggilcum's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Quaggilcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to mice while wearing red shorts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.