Yogcipjon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent faun.

Yogcipjon created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcipjon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yogcipjon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yogcipjon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yogcipjon's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never paint your head purple.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Worship no other gods but Yogcipjon.