Banpib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing eagle.

Banpib created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Banpib, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Banpib, he will laugh at you.

Banpib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Banpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never paint your feet white.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Run away if six hamsters approach from the south.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.