Rotlisthap Kimtalbap is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, intelligent clam.

Rotlisthap Kimtalbap created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotlisthap Kimtalbap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rotlisthap Kimtalbap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rotlisthap Kimtalbap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rotlisthap Kimtalbap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.