Hotsinnelhigablegnell is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient elephant.

Hotsinnelhigablegnell created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Hotsinnelhigablegnell, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hotsinnelhigablegnell, it will not care at all.

Hotsinnelhigablegnell's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hotsinnelhigablegnell's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Always take life seriously.