Quimnilzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast monkey.

Quimnilzod created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimnilzod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimnilzod, it will turn you into a plant.

Quimnilzod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Quimnilzod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Quimnilzod loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look at comets.