Sannigvon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest walrus.

Sannigvon created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sannigvon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sannigvon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sannigvon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sannigvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Retreat if three voles approach from the east.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sannigvon.