Fomged is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless bird.

Fomged created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomged, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fomged, it will think nothing of it.

Fomged's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fomged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near sharks while wearing brown tights.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.