Fomged is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless
bird.
Fomged created matter eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fomged, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fomged, it will think nothing of it.
Fomged's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Fomged's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about optics near sharks while wearing brown tights.
2. Do not kill porpoises.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.
4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
5. Do not cook food in pots.