Jigdimgem is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, prudent cat.

Jigdimgem created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Jigdimgem, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigdimgem, he will destroy your home planet.

Jigdimgem's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Jigdimgem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Jigdimgem on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Jigdimgem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.