Bestflaphud is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody frog.

Bestflaphud created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestflaphud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bestflaphud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bestflaphud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bestflaphud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.