Bassviltal is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered camel.

Bassviltal created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassviltal, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bassviltal, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bassviltal's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bassviltal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never jump in the presence of snails.

5. Never write about chromosomes.