Dubarfmot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, two-faced duck.

Dubarfmot created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubarfmot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dubarfmot, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dubarfmot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dubarfmot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dubarfmot seven times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Always stare at clouds.