Applarpwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating wasp.

Applarpwab created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Applarpwab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Applarpwab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Applarpwab's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Applarpwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near dolphins while wearing yellow kilts and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Never hurt mice.