Dosslarpmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, loving gnu.

Dosslarpmeg created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosslarpmeg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dosslarpmeg, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dosslarpmeg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dosslarpmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Run away from orange capybaras, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.