Siscaddoss is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy ferret.

Siscaddoss created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Siscaddoss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Siscaddoss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Siscaddoss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Siscaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near manatees while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing six aluminium spheres on your feet.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Siscaddoss.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.