Tambetren Rigdibarplunnurlfastunsat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless finch.

Tambetren Rigdibarplunnurlfastunsat created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tambetren Rigdibarplunnurlfastunsat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tambetren Rigdibarplunnurlfastunsat, she will destroy your home planet.

Tambetren Rigdibarplunnurlfastunsat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tambetren Rigdibarplunnurlfastunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never sprint near pigs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always obey Tambetren Rigdibarplunnurlfastunsat's priests.