Rilrowzodbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciless clam.

Rilrowzodbiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilrowzodbiss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rilrowzodbiss, he will come to you in dreams.

Rilrowzodbiss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rilrowzodbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Rilrowzodbiss loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help eagles.