Diblinmetlad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain jellyfish.

Diblinmetlad created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Diblinmetlad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Diblinmetlad, she will be very sad.

Diblinmetlad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Diblinmetlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near moths while wearing red rings and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Never paint your back indigo.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help dolphins in need.