Paglanhon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind tortoise.

Paglanhon created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paglanhon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Paglanhon, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Paglanhon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Paglanhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Hide from blue doves for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.