Cathakhin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful frog.

Cathakhin created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cathakhin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cathakhin, he will laugh at you.

Cathakhin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cathakhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Respect your elders.