Nildanlitlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful donkey.

Nildanlitlarg created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Nildanlitlarg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nildanlitlarg, it will turn you into a tree.

Nildanlitlarg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nildanlitlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. You must love Nildanlitlarg.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink alcohol.